Funny Jewish Pick Up Lines

Wendy Singleton

8 Mar, 2022

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These offensive pick up lines are the ultimate solution to do so use them and dont get offended. Rosen started her blog after a year and a half of post college-dating during which she writes I encountered many. If I were a cat Id spend all 9 lives with you.

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Its based on Rosens popular dating blog Porn4Jews. Some funny some smooth all to be tried at your own risk. If people broke up with each other the same way they used cheesy pick up lines the world would be a much happier placefull of giggling constant sunshine and far fewer tears.

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